Big Booty Eulogy

 I remember when a phat ass was a thing of beauty.......... I remember when seeing one was like seeing a unicorn! Only thing better than seeing one was squeezing one! You know that good squeeze, that squeeze that was so hard if you were the Hulk you would have ripped that girls ass cheek right off! The other day I saw an ASIAN girl with a phat ass and she wasn't bi-racial! That shit was like seeing Wesley Snipes with blue eyes! Im not even gonna speak on the "Booty Botox" epidemic that's going on right now but, I will say this.....some of y'all gonna look crazy in about 30 years! Lmao! What we have nowadays is retro booty just like the sneaker game. Sure it looks nice in the store but, when you get it home and try it out you find out that its just not the same. I encourage people to remember the good ole days like 2 Live Crew and Pam Grier just to name a few. Shout out to the few authentic booties out there, keep fighting the good fight!


Sincerely Yours
Buckey Raw Nutz